niall: wheres my food
zayn: wheres my comb
harry: wheres my boyfriend
louis: wheres my boyfriend
liam: wheres my light up toothbrush
Mama: nak! 50% discount daw sa Ocean Park
Me: ah ...........
Mama: ngayong May.
Me: ........punta tayo Cebu.Tapos na man tayo dyan. Gusto ko mag zip line.
Mama: Doon sa ano may zip line ....
Me: Ayoko dun gusto ko yung sa building.
Mama: sa building??!
Me: oo. *serious face*
convos with my 80 yr old grandpa season 1 episode 1
grandpa: what's this hungary james movie that everyone's talking about
me: no pop, it's hunger games
grandpa: hunger what?
me: hunger GAMES
grandpa: hungry gays?
me: yes pop, yes
grandpa: well if they stopped spending their lunch money on hair gel maybe they wouldn't be so hungry
This is alarming.
how on earth did you find me here?
how fangirls communicate
Fan 1: AKJSHDKJAHSDKJSA
Fan 2: I know. I know. I understand.
I need space.